#realwomenhavecurves

I'm not reading what any of you people have to say about my favorite fairy tale.

Your username is amazing.

I liked him before he was so jokey.

I just get the sense that she feels she needs to compete with Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, et al. She's NEVER going to be cool to kids again. Ever. They are not her audience anymore.

And is it ever showing its age.

Madonna, your career is older than I am.

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

I've watched all his specials (or at least all the ones he has on Netflix) and I feel like there's a definite maturation going on there. It feels like he's having the same realization a lot of guys have when they realize what life is actually like for women. I'd rather encourage that than find fault with it on the…

Am I the only one who feels weird about this?

"Well, Mr. President I'm sorry that today isn't what you were expecting and I agree that History will almost certainly remember her as being the most important member of the Scooby Gang but Selma, sir, is the city in Alabama"

YAAASSSS

I have a student like this- I've finally articulated it as "He would definitely fuck you while you were passed out and then be like 'Whaaaat? I had no idea. You wanted it!"

Oh come now, I've known plenty of New Englanders who could teach graduate-level seminars in passive-aggression.

Anyone else use "I love her to death but..." I've noticed this one is being used more and more. I use it at least once a week.

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That turtle pooped in that water.

ZIIIIIIIIING

I don't understand this one. It's just a John Boehner selfie on Instagram. How is that shade?

THAT'S THE BEAUTY. IT'S BOTH.