THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

I think we're almost done. I'm having very well-groomed nightmares

What's the best way to pray to this image? Plz advise.

The made under dolls are ok, but they're never gonna qualify for the regional Pro-Ams.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

I know! "She is a fan" is the new "Gowns. Beautiful gowns.".

Wow. MC Lyte did a great job answering that question.

thats what i heard!

What I heard: The most important thing to learn in college is conformity. It is not the time to experiment with ideas and finding your style! If you want to advance to the basic bitch big leagues when you graduate now is them time to stop thinking and start bronzing.

I love Sorority girls' penchant for fancy-ing up even the most mundane of details. "GOD BECKY THIS DRESS ISN'T PURPLE YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S CLEARLY AUBERGINE."

i JUST REALIZED that nancy grace and paula deen were not the same person.

Just go watch the 30 Rock episode "Klaus and Greta" (S4E9) and it'll pretty much tell you everything you need to know

Also, Jon Favreau (the speechwriter one). He is some white bread I'd like to butter...

GORGEOUS color on her, but there is something so "JC Penney catalog poly-blend grandma faux-quilted bathrobe" about the texture of the fabric.

Back to the orphanage she goes!

I love how these little ladies are fly as fuck but attired in fresh clothes that don't push adult sexuality on preteen kiddos. They look good and it's fashionable without the Toddlers and Tiaras conflation of a child's beauty with an adult woman's sexuality.

I legit like this song. Not making fun of it

All ya'll can shut it. I legit hope this blows up.

Where is Rosie, her hype girl?