Is she Princeton Mom's mom?!

same

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

:/ come on bb, the lady was a buttface. thus, the laughery.

That sign rouses the rabble. No other corporation would touch these people with a ten foot pole.

that was also some solid work. well done.

i basically feel like kermit w tea rn

Isn't there only one real response to any Republican who complains about President Obama's golf habits?

Those are her legal royal titles and as a professional celebrity blog person I am legally required to put them before her name.

"Leonardo DiCaprio, Man in the Iron Mask actor,"

like every single fucking show of his, it starts out WOAH WHAT AN AMAZING IDEA WITH INTERESTING THINGS HAPPENING and then by s2 (at the LATEST) it is a shitshow of LITERALLY THIS IS COMPLETELY CONTRADICTORY TO SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED FIVE MINUTES AGO ALSO BIGOTED.

Conspiracy theory: Kenneth Branagh is the reason HBC and Tim Burton broke up. Time is a flat circle.

robb stark

It's unseemly how excited I am for this.

Yes I am blogging from a beach in Mexico with my long lens camera.

It's not really news. A bottle to the head in a Louisiana restaurant involving a knife-wielder who's called "Jamie Lynn" is just life.

He's cute and can play guitar.

Is it because Jamie Lynn Spears is secretly/not-so-secretly the real, actual Florida Woman™?

What a glorious image.