And again, there is no crime here.

The fact that Lindsay Lohan can afford a vacation to French Polynesia and I can't even afford a vacation to American Florida is proof that there is no justice in the world.

So brave for not letting it ruin her vacation. Her vacation from...not working?

The Jezebel Commentariat's War on Funny continues.

Kaley looks like someones 40 year old mom in this photo.

Does anyone else think Evolution Media (the production company) introduced Kristen and James the day filming started? I do not buy those two as a couple for a second.

Ugh. I imagine the inhabitants of Boobjokia think they know what's breast for women too.

Oh, and he's caucasian! That means he must not be a creep!

me too

Also, love the user name.

This entire post just made me feel old.

"Someone" named Twink Caplan? Really, Mark? Miss Geist would like to have a word with you after class.

C'mon! It's a compliment!

I'm sure he's really a nice guy.

He's such a nice guy! Why couldn't she just give him a chance?

I know, what's wrong with bitches these days, amirite?

Same.

Would.