Love your name.

It's an acquired skill we gain as we age. My grandmother is the ultimate in Southern-not-to-be-fucked-with, and I am learning at her feet.

Yes. But it will be spelled Knorth from then on.

Nailed it, based on comments below. Also this comment actually made me lol and coworkers are looking over here suspiciously.

It really is. And very well executed

You know what? That Brooke Shielda thing is pretty funny.

I like Felipe better because it has the matching number of syllables.

There's something satisfying about that third syllable, IMO.

I wanna watch a vampire production of Cabaret.

oh wow

I also lost my virginity to a juggalo. The movie "Chicago" was on in the background.

That's so funny because you just described exactly what I'm NOT into, lol. But I do like Colin. I like Michael Che better, but I like them both. And I'm glad Cecily Strong is not doing Update anymore because now she is free to do The Girl You Wish You Didn't Start A Conversation With At A Party lol.

Holy shit, who shares their vibrators? That's super gross. I don't care how well they can be cleaned, that's just gross.

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Heidi Creamer

I shudder for the people who will think you're serious.

That's Jews for you. Prejudiced mofos, every last one of 'em.

Exactly! That's MY TYPE!! Some folks like 'em a little bit dirty and dangerous but oh mama, give me a cleaned-up preppy boy and I'm a happy lady.

Exactly! That's MY TYPE!! Some folks like 'em a little bit dirty and dangerous but oh mama, give me a cleaned-up preppy boy and I'm a happy lady.

Correction: PERFECT hair.