I fully believe that about Colin Jost. I know he's not everyone's favorite, but hooooo boy! Worth staying up late for (shut up, I'm old. Midnight is LATE, y'all).

I loved her character in Notorious (Little was obsessed with the show a few years back) so I really wanted to like her. Then I read some interview where she talked about how traumatic it was for her to have to dye her hair red for that role and how she had this horrible identity crisis, not even knowing who she was…

It's probably because her arrogance is so apparent. I watched that clip with the sound off and her demeanor seemed like she was thinking, "I'm cute. Yeah, I'm so hot, baby," the whole time. Ugh!

ikr!!!

To be fair, that is some stupid looking shit.

awww. That's why I almost watched.

You're right, you're right, dating/fucking apps.

It's not a dating app. Jeez, straight women...

Grindr. It's a trap. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

You're right, the PTC is an awful organization. Still though,asking for a stay from tits and violence during a kids special doesn't seem all that unreasonable. As I said elsewhere, at least they are throwing in violence. Normally the PTC has little to say about violence, and lots to say about sex.

Hahahaha, right? My parents never fight except for when they're traveling. And it sounds almost exactly like this.

He kinda looks like Gary Busey's slow older brother

Here's Mike. What the ever-loving fuck?

He is the most miserable gay man I have ever seen. She is quite the cook even if her show is pretentious and annoying.

Alton Brown is where it's at.

His place is so clean and generically decorated! Do you think he used the photos from the ads before he moved in, and photoshopped the Lays in to add some personality, or do you think he cleaned up real nice before taking pictures so he could prey on the homeless girl of his dreams?

#NotAllGoatees

I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

Yeah I'm sure that's probably a larger factor. I just find porn sites in particular much easier to navigate on a computer than a tablet or phone.

that one is just as funny as like "15 ways to know you're dominican," which they have lots of, and the things in the list are like "you're loud" and "you like rice"

So, terrible, and not in any way, shape, or form Funfetti?