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I agree. Anna, your apology was heartfelt and passionate, just like your stories. Thank you.

It's still true that very, very few rape accusations are false. It's still true that UVA's system for dealing with rape accusations is fucking atrocious.

Anna, everyone makes bad calls on the internet now and then. People who are able to own their mistakes are few and far between. Even fewer are those who offer abject apologies. Kudos.

just watch professional sports... #hockeyporn

YES.

This reminds me that we need way more lighthearted homoeroticism on tv nowadays.

Two things. One, I 100% want to play Edward Chardonnay Hands. Actually, and this says so many (not good) things about me, can we make it Edward White Zin Hands? Two, since when is it not acceptable to stay home and watch Netflix?

Those are totally different. They're rich people making fun of poor people and they're tacky as hell.

The title and the image make it about Obama failing, when he's actually taking a risk to make sure something is done at all. I realize 'Obama's immigration action won't fix everything' is not a clickbait title, but it would be more accurate.

True, but let's not get so caught up in defense of Obama that we ignore the message within the piece.

Agreed, but I think the title is unnecessarily inflammatory.

They would be though if it weren't for feminism! /s

I'm pretty sure he was using it as code for Jewish. Even he knew it was a bad move to "go there." This guy sounds like a POS.

Oh but Hillary, you are. We all are, here at Jezebel dot com.

I don't think Swift has friends so much as she has photo ops.

My ghey brother refers to this as "The Gay Shield", able to be whipped out as a defence in any instances of asshattery. It's such a disservice and insult to the LGBT community genuinely discrimated against and who suffer in appalling silence.

Threatening people just doing their job means you can't sit with us.

how do you get to be this good at being alive? like was she just born a phenomenon, or are there exercises - mental, phsyical, otherwise - she does to hone her amazing? is it the haircut?

You know for at least part of that prayer Jesus was rolling his eyes and drumming his nails.

I feel kinda bad for Jesus for having to hear her go on about it for hours.