Gotta be real, MBFW 2 sounds like a fucking banger and I’ll happily pay real American money to watch it.

honestly it’s like embarrassing for her at this point, can she let you live???

Man after the whole Elizabeth Smart thing I was absolutely terrified I was going to be kidnapped from my bedroom. So, so scared.

I’ve always assumed he listens to “Baby’s First Classical” kind of stuff, because he’s always aiming for a sort of “Gilded Age elegance” vibe and missing badly. So classical music because it’s “fancy,” but nothing remotely heartfelt or interesting. Just the Looney Toons soundtrack, basically.

Sam Rockwell as Bush is.....pretty hot? Idk I’m a bad person

“tornado bait” really has me absolutely floored

Chris Pine’s medieval bushy peen is at the center of a very horny Venn diagram for me.

A Master Debate, one might say.

Also, like, he’s a fox. That man is welcome in my Seat of Government at any time.

I dearly dearly wish I could feel that this means anything. But I really doubt it does. I’ll see you all in the camps in five years, my social media rants about Dear Leader are enough to put me on a slow train to the gulag.

Double-ejecting while crying for my mother? It’s lovely isn’t it.

Hot dogs are a sort of bricky color, are unbelievably cheap, and are satisfying in a gross way. There are ones with bright red casings that started as a New England thing, but are delicious and somewhat nationally available. And then pretty much everything else you can blanket-term a sausage, which is generally of…

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS FUCKING BEAR BUT THE DAMN SUMMER FLU THAT’S SOMEHOW EVERYWHERE IS CRUUUUUUSHING MY BREEZY VIBE

And like, I get how it could be cute to have your grandmother give you her ring after 60 years of marriage to your grandfather and all that.

I live in a small college town, so it’s not quite THAT bad, but the numbers game does not run in my favor to say the least.

Wow, I can’t believe how off I was. I do feel better about the poor state of my dating life now though, so thanks!

Huh, because my understanding was that it hovered around 1 in 10.

I didn’t mean “he didn’t ask for this” in the sense of being treated differently/worse, I meant he’s trapped on Planet Straight Boy Hell. Idk what I would have done as a kid without my sister’s Barbies to play with.

I feel bad for the gay one. Statistically, they’ve got at least one gay. And I think it’s creepy to speculate on the sexuality of children, but let’s all be real. We know which one it is just from the picture.