I’m 23, so I’m definitely not a teen but I’m definitely not an old either. I haven’t used Facebook actively in probably three years?

Also because the types of girls who get those jobs are naturally assumed to have family money.

Also both the Bridal Chorus by Wagner and the Wedding March by Mendelssohn, aka the standard wedding music, are from Victoria, Princess Royal’s 1858 wedding as well.

Okay Hart is a real name with an actual history. It means “deer” or “stag” and I think it can be a rather handsome name.

The only thing that slipped into Luann’s drink that night was her ancient, desiccated tongue.

The OG Prince Albert was Queen Victoria’s husband. He was so revered in the family that it was a low-key high-key rule for close to a century that there had to be at least one Albert in every generation of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha/Windsors.

I think she meant more in the vein of Jackie Kennedy’s old quote that basically went “if you screw up your kids, nothing else you’ve done in life matters much.” And I’ve gotta say I agree with that.

Is it bad that he’s looking v Daddy imho

I think all those pink/orange/red shades just make people look violently ill

Honestly that’s pretty smart

The wildest thing about this family is they went from vulgar trash new money to chinless, eyeless, shifty inbreds in a generation. They skipped the good part of being fabulously rich.

Yo as far as I’m aware Tom Cruise isn’t into intimate partner violence.

what is THE POINT of 70 DEGREE DAYS without ICED COFFEE to DRINK ON SAID DAYS

Pretty sure it’s Yoo-bear de Ji-von-shay

I’m not even for chicks and I concur wholeheartedly

lol gay Republicans are all so fucking crazy I swear. Never met a sane one.

Hot

Oh no, I’m sure he has genitals. I’m sure they’re so warped and withered they’re genitals in name only, but they’re there. It takes a penis to harbor that kind of seething rage.

handjob salute

I dated a guy for a while who was fine and stuff, but his Bernese was SO MUCH BETTER THAN FINE