Aristocrats in the early 17th century often plucked their hairlines. Could be a factor.

Is it a live boy or a dead girl?

Is it a live boy or a dead girl?

Right after she jumped escalators to talk to me.

But a big part of the whole line of thinking that these pageants are more than gross, creepy relics is the idea that they’re for showcasing women for their intelligence and accomplishments, as well as evening gowns and bathing suits and baton twirling. So asking them somewhat hard-hitting question is rather different…

One of the biggest plot holes of the 90s version is how this travesty came to occur. It sort of makes sense in the original in light of draconian 1940s-50s divorce and custody laws. But for the remake, if it’s say, 1985 or so when this divorce takes place, who the hell would allow that?

Wowwwwwww this is an amazing story.

Remember comically long pointy toes on pumps? What a time, what a moment.

They’ve gotta have some sort of bloodstain removal method. The poor servants. It must be like half of what they do in an average workday.

In fairness to Jessica Simpson, from what I understand her shoe-and-bag line makes absolute shit-piles of money.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Best acid trip: Golden Gate Park, last year. We dropped it outside the museums and walked all the way down the park to the beach.

The handwriting gave me such a visceral flashback to notes passed in class.

You guys grew up in an economically secure world (or at least it seemed that way). Every millennial I know just wants to be able to make a car, house, and insurance payment. We live in an economically insecure world and people monetizing their skills effectively is a huge goal for us. We don’t care how “hard” you are.

Because millennials invented marital infidelity.

You’re thinking of lite beer. Tequila tastes like something you’d use to clean glass.

I would argue that this entire thing stems from Putin goofing on him.

Angela has shit to say on that subject too you can tell.

I mean, it originally derives from the term “wacky”, right? So “wack” makes more sense grammatically. Suck it, pedants.

Alden Ehrenreich is a better actor?