Just dropped by to say hollllllllllyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuck Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood.

Christ. The poor kid. He didn’t ask for any of this. It’s not his fault his parents are fascists.

why is her face so shiny

She really does give an amazing performance in Juno.

Stuff like that sticks with you when you’re a little kid. I was 7 when Elizabeth Smart was kidnapped and I slept in our living room with all the lights on for months afterward.

Donald Glover is a slice. 11/10 would.

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

In this instance it was less “sending” than “being forced to surrender to” so

I need a good decking right about now.

If Gianforte wins I just don’t know how I can continue to have faith in the state where I live. He probably will. Fuck.

We all did. We all did.

I feel like it has to do with their utility outside of food. You can’t really keep chickens as pets or ride pigs. I mean of course you technically can but I’m saying in general.

Right! She acts the hell out of it, but basic math is working against her.

Seriously. Take Silver Linings Playbook. If her husband died a bit ago, they were married for a few years, were engaged for say, a year, dated for a year or two before that, she must have been fucking 15 when she met him.

Yes.

I’m really not super vain or nitpicky with hair removal in general. But I proudly pluck my unibrow every morning. Ain’t nobody wanna see that.

My mother gets, like, MAD at me every time I mention that I loathe Tom Cruise and won’t see movies with him in them. She sees him as Maverick and I see him as the psychopath on Oprah’s couch.

Please, God, I know I told all those people you weren’t real and stuff, but I take it all back if Tom Holland can just be gay!

My favorite part of the play is when Juliet catches Romeo sending nudes to random gay Instagram models.

Celebrities are such fucking idiots I hate that our society worships them.