I feel like Barabara Bush (the elder) definitely knows who to talk to if she wants human body parts delivered.

It’s the 100th anniversary of America’s entry into World War One today.

Fake news.

Idk like he’s an evil, venal old fuck but she knows better. He’s so fucking delusional at this point that he believes his own bullshit. She knows exactly what she’s doing and it’s a special kind of banal evil.

Jesus.

Father of the Bride is UMC white people nonsense and oh my god I love it so much. Imagine a world in which your college-educated architect daughter’s marriage to a tech bro, but a very sweet tech bro, is your biggest problem in life.

The social media platform whereon I was an embarrassing tween, MySpace, has turned into a music thing now I guess? Are they even still doing that?

I’m cool with this entirely because I don’t wanna be on their list, man. Under the War Powers Act in the ‘40s the government declassified census data so the government could round up Japanese-Americans effectively.

Property. White women are white men’s property. And them fucking anyone who isn’t a white man is a violation of the property rights of said white men. And we simply can’t have that.

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED SO BADLY I’M GOING TO DIE

“Make the weight of the axe work for you”

This speaks powerfully to me.

Kellyanne is the wannabe who is always making plays to unseat the Popular Girl and is never, ever successful.

I need to lie down

A friend of a friend who lives in Whitefish, MT, a lovely town that is unfortunately his headquarters, got the pleasure of refusing him service recently. One can but dream.

All Keanu is hot. Watched Point Break this weekend, holy crap I was screaming “MAKE OUT” at the screen to him and Swayze the entire time.

My parents were, in hindsight, laughably diligent about keeping my sister and I in the dark about our family’s financial situation. I was about 8 when I began to put together that most people didn’t live anywhere close to how my family did.

Idk, to me the defining difference is ideology. Trump doesn’t really have one, other than Trump™. Paul Ryan has closely held convictions and beliefs. They’re fucking warped and I disagree strongly with almost all of them, but they are beliefs.

My dad, very much of the Rockefeller Republican mode, was desperately hoping he’d be Paul Ryan’s puppet and is losing his shit now that it’s the other way around.

You’re right, but I’m in college, I’m used to Thirsty Thursday specials at dives near campus.