OfficialPreppyHandjob
OfficialPreppyHandjob
OfficialPreppyHandjob

This is my go-to for unsolicited nudes.

My fantastic theme park? I’m an 18th century British duke. I keep company with delightful young homosexuals. What of it?

It doesn’t have to be a hundred dollars! A 25 dollar haircut from an old-school barber shop is still better than cutting your own hair in the back yard.

Mostly I’m just happy to see Talia Balsam in something.

In the Montana town I grew up in, the canyon that forms the natural boundary of one end of the town is called Hellgate because Native American tribes would massacre one another there as they migrated and it indeed did fill with bones over centuries.

He doesn’t have friends. Book after report after article about him have brought up that he doesn’t really seem to have any friends, only business associates, servants, and family members.

Not really the thread to throw this in probably, but damn you have an amazing screen name.

Well you don’t have to. Many people do state party affiliation, but our ballots don’t have party indication beyond the name of the party in parenthesis next to the candidate’s name.

I’m getting really sick of her whole “war is over....if you want it” ‘70s bullshit.

Well her mother was abandoned. Hillary was raised in a very stable upper middle class household in a nice suburb of Chicago.

I hope for the sake of your daughter that he’s not such an ass all the time.

I’d say it’s pretty much an either-or type deal.

Like 5-10 minutes no-eye contact humping, but not in an unpleasant way. And then he’d bring you a scotch.

The whole thing is Congress. If they’d said the House, that would be one thing. But the Senate is Congress too.

There’s some very sketchy stuff vis-a-vis the whole “let’s get these girls drunk so they’ll fuck us” plotline

Remember when Aaron Carter said all that incredibly creepy, thirsty-ass stuff about still being in love with Hillary Duff even though they briefly dated when they were 14?

Gay man here, god I fucking hate the Reagans.

He looks like a gay porn star. I’m not complaining. I’m just pointing out the facts.

It’s a little weird but who cares? And the fact that they’ve been together for 15 years kind of speaks to the fact that it isn’t just a boy toy situation.

79 pounds. Not 78, not 80, 79.