Totally valid. I just wasn’t liking the “burn the witch” vibe that had begun swirling in the comments generally.

One of the biggest and most valid issues that people have with progressive liberalism in 2016 is there is absolutely no fucking margin of error ever. Ever. If you say one thing that can be construed as offensive (by people who spend all of their time parsing through each word and inflection of everything everyone says…

I’ve always hated Sam Smith but I couldn’t articulate why. Fortunately, now I have a tangible reason.

Fuck me in the face with a glitter-covered dildo I want that lifestyle.

This is a very good comment.

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I sure as hell wouldn’t want a kid here watching this donnybrook!

Boy, American nouveaux riches are bad enough, but Chinese nouveaux riches really manage to hit that outer limit every time.

Bruh she’s not gonna be head coach right out of the gate. They don’t make you CEO on your first day at the company.

How, in the fuck, is it that medical professionals, who are presumably smart and driven and are obviously very well-educated, are participating in this crass stew of old hot tub water, Aquanet, and Cook’s bottles with Veuve labels pasted on by a staffer?

Oh my fucking lord Kaybee Toys

My mother’s side of the family is perversely proud of their slave owning past. According to family lore, they were very fancy and prominent and owned hundreds of slaves.

Because you’ve never done or said anything bitchy to anyone ever.

In my social circle (Greek life, college students, tending toward the party animal end of things), a guy asking a girl out he doesn’t already know well in person in a setting like class or the bookstore or a coffee shop when they just met-cute would be considered a little forward at best and probably super creepy.

I disagree because for better or for worse, cell phones have fundamentally changed the way humans communicate. Most families, younger ones especially, don’t even have land lines these days.

Third grade is when it really sets in. They begin to sort between “rich” and “poor” around kindergarten, but third grade is when the hierarchy of class really starts to emerge.

See my parents were so weird about money that they STILL won’t tell me how much money is in my college savings (I’m a junior in college). When I say “Mom, this really is something I need to know about”, she just says “it’s none of your business. There’s enough, and that’s all you need to know”. It’s very frustrating.

Are you implying something about Mr. Cooper?

Brava

Right? I was thinking that throughout the entire spread.