Non-rhotic pronunciation

Where have you been, it’s so fantastic. No replacement for Shade Court, but still pretty good.

This happens to me every time I walk past anything.

And like you’re not Katinka from Survivor on the MTV Music Awards red carpet, barely managing to beg, borrow, and steal stuff to wear.

Exactly!

Which is fantastic. My great-grandmother and all of my grandparents were very very accepting. But I think it’s also kind of stubborn and a little unrealistic to expect people who grew up in drastically different times to be completely accepting full stop.

I hear you, but it’s important to remember the man is motherfucking ancient. Homosexuality was a mental illness for the majority of his life.

Or, you know, any of the tawdry nonsense his parents pulled. Or the existence of Fergie.

My mom is a nurse and a fucking badass consummate professional. The amount of pride, care, dedication, intelligence, and skill required in nursing boggles my mind. Just thought I’d throw my two cents in.

Why did you tell me such a sad story.

I think of Gilmore Girls as actually being very much a signpost of what ordinary, not particularly stylish or urban or cool or hip people were wearing in that time period. The way Rory dresses is definitely how girls who weren’t “popular” dressed back then.

Okay fair that is some hipster nonsense.

There is a third kind of very very white. It involves hipster ridiculousness.

When have the Kardashians, God love them, been anything other than tacky as hell?

Can someone explain to me what Benghazi is?

My Trudeau lust is more all-consuming than I ever could have anticipated.

I fucked my best friend upstairs at the fraternity Christmas party last year. He bottomed, and was very enthusiastic about it. However, due to a combination of liquor and cocaine, no one finished. It was weird after, and he swore me to secrecy. We talked about it once, when we got back from break. He said it satisfied…

Ru speaks true.

Thank you. It hasn’t been fun, but I’m on the mend.

I’m drinking hot tea because this fucking bronchitis won’t go away.