He can instruct me in anything he’d like to.

What a darling mummy

Literally the first thing I thought of.

I can’t hear you over the sound of that beard.

He’s not a WASP, he’s Hungarian I think.

I’m very aware of the conversation surrounding that, Hillary herself is basically the lightning rod of that discussion. I just got the vibe based on the rest of her trolls that these were right-wing trolls as well.

Within the religious right, it’s a pretty strongly held view that when a man cheats or is a pervert, it’s his wife’s fault for not being wifely enough.

If shit gets cray, I’m giving six months and then taking arsenic.

I’m pretty sure Margaret “entertained” a lot of people over the years. She was a notorious party girl.

Not that LGBT+ youth suicide rates aren’t still tragically high and that isn’t the still mindset in parts of our country and much of the world, but still. Shit’s improving.

People go “oh what time would you go back to if you could” and I’m like I’m gay, not hanging myself because my wicked desires shame my family is the tops.

Numbers mean squat. To my straight friends, I’m a perfectly in-shape, non-gym rat type guy. A reasonably healthy average-bodied person. To my gay friends, I’m someone who’d have so much potential if he just lost a little weight.

The “hello Dawn” “hello Shirley” bit is one of the funniest in the history of Mad Men.

What’s the point of anything?

I bet Her Majesty can drag you like a fresh carcass when necessary.

This is all v. chill because King David lay with Bathsheba. Duh.

I was that asshole child that wouldn’t eat grill marks, and my parents told me that was the saddest story they’d ever heard and that I would eat grill marks or not eat grilled meat.

Charlotte’s goddamned Web gets me without fail.

I always wear a watch. I’m in college, and a lot of my friends wear watches as well. It’s definitely more of a style thing than a practical one, but I also find it quite handy to be able to check the time with a glance at my wrist.

This deserves to win.