Right? Homegirl won’t even let people stream her music for cheap, let alone free. She’s probably got an ironclad prenup prepped and waiting for whenever it is that she gets married. Which is not now.

I think I saw that guy down at the City of Industry last weekend

I love Fatherland. Creepy, fascinating, well-considered book.

It’s proof of what a dry old snob I am that I find Edith Wharton hilarious.

I’ve been reading The House of Mirth, and it has made me so fucking sad. Like, being a woman in turn-of-the-century New York Society was fucking terrible.

My dad fucking pounds martinis. Like, six or seven martinis in a sitting with no visible effects to his speech or motor skills.

Her vibe in these situations is always very

How about just “Obey”?

It’s amazing that there are still large pockets of the culture where having premarital sex means you’re a “woman of loose morals” who makes Sky Dad cry.

I am a six foot, 165 pound cisgendered man and I want that romper.

Actually tho that romper is the cutest garment I’ve ever seen

I just googled that, and oh my god shade queen at work. It was really beautiful.

I watch The Wedding Planner at least once every three months and truly enjoy it every time.

Only if I can tell you about unsolicited Grindr dick pics and my parents calling to lecture me about money.

Pettigrew is specifically described as thin and ratlike.

Oh I feel you. It was only after much consideration that I arrived at a solid nah.

Wouldn’t.

Nobody is getting deposed until after Liz bites the big one. Then you know what? We’ll take them because we love them and Charles will sit around and be weird and Will will probably just go into finance and he and Kate will do the whole Manhattan UES preppy finance assholes thing, and their lives will change very…

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