OfficialPreppyPater is Not Over Abercrombie becoming a mall teen travesty. Where is one supposed to order waxed poplin shell overgarment items?

It’s first cousin to that catchall term for any time a woman does something a man doesn’t like: She’s crazy!

It’s wrapped up in some pretty shitty and disgusting but deeply held perceptions of black people as dirty.

Camilla, honey, how drunk are you?

He’s hot, but kind of seems like a shit.

Motherfucking bless you. Disco Shakespeare? Jeah.

Correct.

k so clicked over to that vw ad crying now bye

My boss is like that. He always tries to play it off like I’m really really unintelligent every time I make a joke and he doesn’t get it, which is constantly.

I think that the shadiest part of that phrase was “but I’m glad you get it now”. The subtle condescension, the head-pat, are artful, The Hon. Judge Brown shade par excellence.

An artist who gave us EVERYTHING

I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it the way you enjoy watching a Nora Ephron movie with your mom.

I get where you’re coming from on that, but I think that what people love about Rihanna is that she does not give a lukewarm fuck about anything anyone says. Rihanna is a slay queen because she doesn’t have time for anything but what Rihanna wants. And in a world that is constantly trying to police the behavior of…

21 is the last birthday you’re allowed to make a big deal out of until you turn 100.

I’m pretty sure his parents were relatively wealthy and influential in Kentucky.

Fat old POOR people are the worst. Especially if they happen to be of a skin color that is not what we have been conditioned to believe is the default color setting for humans.

But penises can’t be too interested. That would be gay. Or cooties. Or something.

The center of that Venn diagram is stuff of nightmares. And also family reunions.

Not to be a dick but......

I tried the whole “let’s be ‘friends’ because I want to fuck you again at some point” thing. Needless to say, a mess ensued.