Like, Kim and ‘Ye understand that it’s not a real degree, right? Like he didn’t earn his PhD? They know that, don’t they? Don’t they?!

Off to the big Republican Winter Gala in the sky

Like a diamond in an ice cave

Oh Bobby is due to be packed off to Groton any day now anyway.

That, my dear, is an option for young girls. Who have no other option.

Mid-morning for me. Like 10 am. Which is basically the least convenient time for doing the sex, so fuck my life I guess?

Missed Connections

He’s a fairly vocal Republican :/

Clearly you don’t understand the power of God’s love.

I remember my little sister being the exact same way when she was that age. Loved loved loved makeup and getting her hair did, and it kind of freaked my mom out. But how do you explain to a kindergartener that “you can’t look like a fancy fashion princess because I think you’re too young to be immersed in a toxic…

My favorite kind! That’s why I love “awareness” so much. All the superiority of activism, none of the marching!

I’m fine with bubblegum feminism because it’s gateway drug feminism. If some teenaged girl sees this and is like “woman president? Girl power? Having (some degree of) agency? Maybe that could be a thing!” then that’s a net positive.

If she’d been less of a bitch he wouldn’t have had to get mad!!!!

I don’t feel like have a bun run is a big deal at all. It seems pretty harmless, all told. But, in my experience, dorm rectors are not the most fun or chill demographic category. So not super surprising.

Peggy Olson is just killing the game.

I was sitting there yelling “yaaaaaaaaaaassssss queen” the entire scene. Baddest bitch in town.

Bless everything about this story.

I’ve always sort of assumed that after her death there’ll be a referendum on the Monarchy and the people will vote not to continue it.

The power of Khrist kompels you

Some of the world’s best real estate. Not only the Crown Estate (which is basically a government entity) but her personal estate is built around freeholds all over London and the UK. Rent rent rent rent rent.