My nightmare is that my sister marries a complete asshole and I have to fake-smile at him across the table at Thanksgiving for the rest of eternity.

I cannot recall an incident in which I did not heed a suggestion to put rum in it.

That throat spray thing is inspired! Apparently this bug has been moving through campus. Just in time for finals!

I went to student health yesterday and they said it’s a five-day thing that’s been ravaging the dorms and has now migrated to Greek Row. The thing no one tells you about college is that you’re basically sick from orientation to graduation.

Speaking of explosive diarrhea, that has been my life for the past four days and Jesus Fucking Christ I am so sick of either lying in bed watching TV or sitting on the toilet wondering when God will end my mortal suffering.

Less is more didn’t get Farrah where she is today, okay?!

He seems to wear a lot of blue in general, doesn’t he?

A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly, but is also known as a buster.

Oh I suppose you’re right. Though he’s not really beneath Don, it’s more like she’s number two to two number ones.

I think it was something of both. I don’t think he was trying to get it in, per se, though Sarah or whatever her name was def into it, but he was flirting.

Yeah I was like “gurl you need to not try to bone your friend’s dad” the entire time. Also, classic Don: “dad dont hit on my friends” “yeah well your friends a slut”

As down as I am with Peggy getting promoted, they can’t really until Don leaves/dies/is fired for good. She’s number two in creative and in the top ten people at the agency, power and income-wise.

I think this is less about the enforced modesty aspect of veiling than it is about seeing things through the perspective of Muslim classmates.

I heard that was Truman Capote, but still a sick burn.

Choco Tacos are the bomb dot com, fact.

Well good heavens. I think I need to lie down.

Or maybe we just don’t know what ~*the_teens*~ are into.

Do people like him?

Technically that’s Grandpa Joke, the paterfamilias, the OG if you will, of Dad Jokes.

I just popped by to say Shailene Woodley is batshit and I love it.