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30 Rock gif party?!

But....

Goddamnit, don’t tell them about the cannon.

For sure. It also totally reflects a time when a woman working outside the home was relatively taboo, but it’s much less “mannish” to have your gal-pals over and sit in the living room and make daiquiris and bring in extra income that way.

I miss old J. Crew. It’s gotten so.....hipster-y.

Jebus, because Jebus.

Excellent gif-work

So hey Pentecostal nitwits are the single biggest problem facing our society today.

Are we really pretending that:

Yes.

Denim miniskirt game strong.

Why is this happening to me.

Her routine was “White bitches doing stuff”.

Was dancing next to the prettiest girl in school, who had the loveliest waist-length blonde hair. She bends over, touches the floor, is doing her whole routine, I step left, trod on her hair in the dark of the gym, she goes to whip back up and is smacked straight onto the ground. Because I stood on her hair. It was

It came out about a year ago and it is a #teen fever dream of what. And that’s all I can really say.

Oh no no my friend. Not that “Endless Love”. Which, while a complete disaster in its own right is at least sort of campy.

I got dragged (pretty literally) to that fucking trainwreck of appalling garbage “Endless Love” last year, and in order to recover from the trauma I subsequently read every goddamn review of that movie in existence. The snark, shade, and outright dissing healed me.

How get pragnet? How is babby made?

Don’t be reductive. They’re much more than pussyholes. They can also be used for domestic labor!

I mostly can’t believe I didn’t know Barry Manilow is gay.