And lo, did American Apparel finally answer the question it’s been asking for years: How thirsty is too thirsty?

ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM

Pat Roberts was conceived long before the invention of the subway.

I’m sitting here open-mouthed in shock.

Shit like this just confirms for me that your cat does not love you. They may have a certain detached affection, like British aristocrats have for loyal servants, but they don’t actually give a hot buttered fuck about you.

As A White Person, Please Let Me Inform You Why Your Experience And Also Statistical Findings Are Wrong Because I Want Them To Be.

#hottake

Literally a sadder story than “Where the Red Fern Grows”.

The thing is, I almost don't see how they could make a show about college kids in 2015 and make it feel real. The only way to do it would be to have college kids write, direct and produce it, and they can't, because they have to go to class. Plus the pearl-clutching would be outrageous. Corporate "bae" and "fleek"…

Yeah, I agree. Paul is not un-fuckable, from a purely looks perspective. And since when do you have to like the people you fuck?

The central conceit of the ad, that adolescent angst and the very natural need to forge a separate identity from one’s parents, can be solved by medium-shitty TV dinners is just fucking ridiculous.

And not just because the computers are turning us gay.

Yeah, after their acrimonious divorce he married a Jane Seigel (or Joan on her worst day) type who was literally his secretary and she married and divorced a succession of Rogers. She now reclines upon the spoils of war, finally having outlived the last of them, drinking G&T's and saying things to her children and…

You made the right decision.

Rural. Fucking. Texas.

Slut-shaming children is always a super-fun past time, huh?

My mother hates Mad Men because her parents are basically Pete and Betty and it reminds her too much of her WASPily awful childhood.

Because he's a perfect mix of manly man and chill hippie.

Yeah I thought it was pretty hypocritical that Europeans were all pissed about that when YOU KNOW they’re wiretapping the shit out of our government too. Spying is fun! Spy on friends! Spy on enemies! Spy on yourself! Spying is fun for the whole family!

Mount Gay is always a solid call.