Heb Boosh.

Sometimes I think about that fact, and then I stop because it’s hella hella super fucking scary and depressing.

I would hella wear that tie. I actually really want it now.

To quote the inspiration for my screen name:

There's nothing quite like class anxiety, is there?

That's a big part of it. At my school, Vegas and Havasu are popular destinations, since they're driving distance. And it costs about a thousand bucks, which while not nothing to college kids is actually pretty affordable if you're saving out of your paychecks for a while leading up to break.

Brownish= brownish. Duh.

Somebody’s got a Kim-North Madonna and Child meme floating around, I know they do.

My mom used to put it in ours but hated it because it made such a damned mess. I can’t blame people for excluding it.

Tsarnaev has a way rounder face, Zayn’s face is much more angular. They’re both good-looking, they’re both of Central Asian descent (sure, Chechnya and Pakistan are hundreds of miles apart and have very different ethnic histories, but that nuance is not exactly well-known to the American people), but that’s about it.…

#notallblobfish

I was gonna say, ....Silent Night was initially written in German?

How is she even masquerading as a person with good taste? She guest starred on fucking Gossip Girl.

Any department store. It's super widely available.

This really hit home for me working at a semi-upscale ladies’ clothing store. I was 19 and working 20 hours a week after class. My first retail job. Essentially no job experience but McDonalds the previous summer. And customers with complicated questions or any kind of delivery person would ask me what to do, where I…

I mean, not that this isn’t sexist, but I was always taught never to shake a woman’s hand unless she offered it. It’s a “don’t initiate physical contact with a lady” thing, old-fashioned etiquette. Maybe that’s what it is.

This whole article I was just hearing “Peggy Olson Peggy Olson Peggy Olson” the entire time I read.

If that creep gives sweet little Kiernan Shipka syphilis I will cut him up so bad he’ll have a chin.

Campus police are fuckholes.