Oh, absolutely. I agree with you completely. I'm just saying that there's a specific kind of assholery that comes from unadulterated privilege. And Chet Haze seems like that kind of delusional asshat.

I mean, I come from a background and milieu where upper-middle class is the default setting, and there are a lot of rich people within that as well. There's a way for well-off people to raise their kids properly, but it requires a lot of time and careful effort to do so (which is true of child-rearing in any context).…

Three words:

My gut feeling is that the whole Katy Perry thing is totally false, and it sort of has the permanence of a beach ball. Which you can see and feel on a fundamental level. It's hard to feel affection for the inauthentic.

You're gonna WERK IT GURL

Literally my impression of heaven.

I mean, not having to undergo menopause, childbirth, and menstruation is real nice, so this is a small complaint in the grand scheme of things, but yeah. Our junk essentially in constant need of adjustment.

Lilly stopped making mens' ties and I Am Not Over It.

As a white person, my opinion on this topic is both nuanced and more important than anyone else's.

#notalltinyadultbabies

And I don't feel like an asshole nitpicking about that, because oh my god you are very rich and doing the part of your job where the expectation is glamor. Have a staff member steam you before you're photographed. I sure as shit would.

I would, but I'd be like "Handjob you dumb idiot" immediately afterward and loathe myself for weeks.

Homegirl needs a steamer or an iron or a press or something.

It's been a year and a half since I was a #teen, and I already don't even know what the #teens are even doing anymore.

Weird.

"But it would be really sad if I couldn't wear Dolce" is not a super-valid excuse for dismissing hate speech.

Fair enough.

So is college just like not a thing for this family?

Grindr has been absolutely fucking bombarding me with "Rebel Heart" ads and all I can say is, Madge, when even your gays have jumped ship, maybe it's time to call it a day.

What the fucking fuck.