Hey, Colin Jost is totally bangin', if you're into traditionally handsome, whitebread as fuck types, which given Ronson and Krasinski, she clearly is.

EDUCATIONAL BLOGS

Is this a 50-shades promotional still or a J. Crew ad where both the models just found out they're dating the same guy?

I'm frankly disappointed in Lupita. It wasn't my favorite look.

Thank you for your screen name. That is all.

During the reign of Louis XIV, men's fashion was more elaborate than women's.

If that facial expression doesn't say "here to fuck yo bitch", I don't know what does.

"Women are pure and wonderful and so much better than men, like my mom!"

I get the "hot criminal" thing, kinda. What I don't get is that people think that hot criminals must not be guilty because they're hot. I think you can be like "that's an attractive man, too bad he killed his dad!" but I don't think you can assume someone was framed and the real killer/thief/terrorist is still at…

Yeah, these people aren't getting headhunted, they're getting blacklisted. They're restive and "ungrateful".

This is adorable.

No. No no no. You must be the firstborn of the womb of Our Lady of Questionable Talents but Undeniable Business Acumen and the seed of Our Lord and Savior, Prince of Balmain, Lamb of Balenciaga, Yeezus. There can only be one.

It's always great when you make the leap from "diverse talents" to "Doc Murphy's Stereotype Rainbow Blackface Minstrel Traveling Circus"

my Cool Uncle basically kept LA Look in business throughout my childhood. So much gel.

I'm watching "Coven" right now. And every episode there are at least three incidents where I'm like "that's problematic as fuck".

How is it that Lady Gaga is now someone my grandma would be into? Pearls, church, a New Year's Eve show with Tony Bennet? What is the world.

Spears Family v. Palin Family Rich And Famous White Trash Brawl '15

My dad just canceled our family trip to Italy for my sister's high school graduation cuz furrinerz or something. He literally thinks we'll be Taken if we leave the US. And this is a man who has graduate degrees from fairly good schools. Xenophobia is some weird shit.

Well, now I'm sick to my stomach.

Define "afford". Something tells me Li doesn't exactly jump to pay off her credit cards promptly each month.