OfficialPreppyHandjob
OfficialPreppyHandjob
OfficialPreppyHandjob

Someone call the MRAs, MISANDRY IS UNFOLDING BEFORE MINE VERY EYES!

Why is it that all the #teen #youtube #stars seem to have such a hard time behaving in an acceptable fashion?

Is what I wanna know

I feel like Jesus's office IS a bar. Like a very Spring Break-y, Señor Tadpole's type bar with a lot of bamboo everywhere. And he's just behind the bar in a Hawaiian shirt, wiping the counter casually and dispensing advice and wisdom. Cuz Jesus is chill.

I think that even though obviously we have a veeeeeeeeeeery long way to go, the national discourse regarding rape, sexual assault and related topics has come a huge distance in the last decade. And that has a lot to do with it. We weren't talking about victim blaming, date rape, slut shaming, or rape culture on

On the one hand, Ariana Grande bothers me like, a ton. Her squeaky little "seksi baybi" act and general bitchiness give me hives. On the other hand, I expect better from you Bette.

Karl Meyers can get it as well. Got some vintage '80s preppy cuteness going on there.

take another little chunk of my lung now baby

I will straight-up watch any period piece, especially ones that take place over multiple decades, but Blake Lively gives me such a pervasive feeling of grossness.

My mother, a pearl-clutching vaguely racist Fancy Suburban Lady par excellence, still actively hates Kim K because she did porn. For a lot of those types, porn and naked photo shoots etc. are kind of the worst thing a person can do. It probably has to do with that.

Blue's dress is exactly the type of thing I will dress my (unborn) daughters in for formal occasions.

But isn't that kind of her thing?

WHAT FUCKING CHANNEL. I need some feel-good goofy upper-middle class WASP hijinx set to a heartwarming soundtrack.

WHAT FUCKING CHANNEL. I need some feel-good goofy upper-middle class WASP hijinx set to a heartwarming soundtrack.

Isn't David Bowie in a wig and eyeliner just David Bowie?

So Bert and Ernie are officially out now?

I need to borrow Jason Sudeikis

Zing.

"Goddamn, Toots" is the most Jack Nicholson pairing of words in the English language