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#same

The Warwick Rowing Team's annual calendar release is literally my Christmas.

How many under-25s do you know whose whole steez doesn't involve weed?

Queen Anne in America was an interesting sort of bastardization of a couple different styles, involving Jacobean, Second Empire, Shingle, Colonial Revival, Carpenter Gothic, and really anything else the architect wanted to throw into the mix. They're very beautiful and were extremely popular from around 1885-1905. A

Also, there's a whole fetish thing. Not into it, but hey. Two-thirds of Congress thinks I'm a sodomite. So who am I to judge?

I can say with confidence that periods are gay boys' least favorite thing on God's earth.

The song came out like two days after I got coldly dumped and was skipping a lot of class to smoke dabs (hash oil) and day drink. It spoke to me.

How did you know what I'm eating? Are you watching me? IS THIS WHAT THE GLOBAL FEMINIST CONSPIRACY HAS LED TO?!

I find that combining Cooking Hour and Vodka Hour is a deeply satisfying experience

Mea culpa

It's Troll City, USA around here. Tread lightly, some are well disguised.

True enough. But isn't that profoundly sad? That a mentally ill young man bought into this culture of predation and entitlement and rage, and many innocent people died? It's not just sad that these men use this "philosophy" (a term I hesitate to use) to justify their own antisocial behavior, it's even sadder that

Absolutely. On a less-depressing note, Jean-clad Penii would be a great band name.

You go, Glenn Coco

Also, what is it about straight white dudes and only knowing how to do one pose in photos?

Mostly MRAs and pickup artists make me sad. Angrily masturbating yourself to death is a rough way to go.

The Most Underrated Movie Of The 80s

Hence, #yolo

Rock me rock me rock me Sexy Jesus

They're in fact so dedicated to preventing more people from getting to the polls that they pass legislation for the express purpose of robbing minorities, the poor, and young people of the franchise.