I LUUUUUUURV Christmas. I am way more obsessed with Christmas than an adult man should be. But I leave that shit alone until after Thanksgiving. Christmas carols are for the month of December only.

yeah, like he's gay and everyone knows and no one cares, so like, maybe stop with the obvious beard-ing? Am I right?

It's actually a Roman tradition meant to ensure that the bride didn't collect evil spirits while crossing the threshold.

HE CAN'T BE ENGAGED I WILL KILL MYSELF BLAGHHHHHHHH

I'm having a tough-ish time wrapping my head around this line of reasoning.

Can I get a reality TV treatment for that scenario on my desk first thing Monday? I'm thinking we call it "Project Ratchet Regal: Real Dancers of Amazon Island". Thanks.

"Man" is a relative term. "Angry, impotent little boy" is what spring to my mind more readily.

All I'm trying to say is that's not how I would dress my child. But North West is not my child. So basically it's none of my business anyway.

Is our children learning?

Lace, yes. But sheer was really not common except for adult (read: older than 16) women.

Lace, sure. Go nuts. But sheer....sheer fabric is inherently sexualizing. Of course, this is just my opinion, and I'm neither said infants' parents, nor her nanny, nor her stylist. So I'm shouting into the void anyway.

Spoiler alert: I am not sorry.

I'm sorry, but sheer lacy tops are not appropriate attire for children.

Frozen.

Like real fucking big.

I think mostly they're just fantasizing about watching the other one die.

lol like there's ever six whole months between major shootings anymore

I just hope the Boo Boo family got enough money out of that crappy show to send Honey Boo Boo to a good college.

Because you don't have an designated eyebrow butler. Get hip, please.

For years I've been very meh towards Jennifer Garner, but is it me or has she been just fucking killing it lately?