I don’t really like him that much, but let’s not bury the guy. He’s clearly in a system he hates and is taking every possible step to sabotage the rest of his stay in Dallas. The reality is Dirk isn’t playoff Dirk right now (maybe not ever again) and their best scoring threat is a hybrid PG/SG in Monta Ellis followed…

Ok, thanks Joe.

Sadly, no. I haven't made a good subtle joke here since 2012.

He doesn’t want them dead, he wants them not happy. Once they are dead, the Cubs can win, but that day needn’t be today.

Jesus. I only typed about thirty words and you couldn’t even read them all?

I will never root for a Cubs World Series win until I have concrete confirmation that the people that threw beer and food at Steve Bartman are dead.

Hopefully for the Cubs this doesn’t turn out to be subtraction by Addison.

It should be a fun season at Wrigley.

I’m confused what the problem is here. There was no pun. There was no pun intended. He said so explicitly.

Your last pun was, what, 6 days ago? This one came just in time. 7 days without a pun makes one weak.

Anybody else notice how insane he sounded during the Spurs-Cliipers game the night before when Barnes and Baynes got caught up in that loose ball tussle? He went on and on about how tough Matt Barnes is and how Baynes should hit the weight room. Next play Blake Griffin flops in the lane, they call a foul on Baynes and…

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

I am a HUGE Led Zeppelin fan, and even I was screaming at the TV when the Robert Plant country album won over Radiohead. In Rainbows is a fucking amazing album. Thom Yorke is a genius, and that album should have won.

No because she's still legend. I know she hasn't made anything new in a while, but not making anything new in a while is better than putting out garbage.

Hold on now. Judging by this photographic evidence, Fat Joe has had an amazing career in recent years as Pitbull.

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

He was unpopular because he was an asshole.

He married Catherine Guidici who's half filipino. Also he had the most minorities of anyone on his season and even said straight up when he asked that he doesn't have a "race type". His season was boring as shit, but he's genuinely a good dude I think

No, that would be terrorizing brown people

He was a white-Hispanic, so white, but not American White (TM).