I can’t think of anything more overrated than In-N-Out. Their fries are of no real worth. Their burgers are shrugworthy compared to just about every regional alternative I’ve ever had, including those in SoCal. If I landed at LAX right now, I’d go to Jack in the Box before In-N-Out 10 times out of 10 (although, if I’m…

I shiver, violently, every time I read someone pointing out how smart/clever/calculating Cersei Lannister is; her three children are all dead, largely due to her stupidity. Her father is dead, in part due to her stupidity. She’s in charge of a realm that largely despises her. Her closest ally is her lover/brother and…

People who claim to be Christians should try reading the Bible instead of just thumping it. Abigail might wanna start with Matthew 6:5-8.

The Clippers are run by a billionaire who is absolutely willing to spend money to build a winner and a head coach with championship experience and a respectable pedigree as a player and a coach; their dysfunctional reputation appears to be largely in the rear view mirror. They consistently make the playoffs and are…

“We were talking about media coverage. The last quarter of this past season, the Wizards were invisible as they tanked further and further. Thanks for playing.”

You could not be more wrong.

First, if your team spends the last quarter of a season sucking, I’m not entirely sure how much coverage you expect to get as…

You must not be in/near DC. I’ve been here for 22 years and local sports fans react to every performance uptick as though a trophy is being bubble-wrapped for delivery directly to the nearest stadium. The past success of the football team has made the local fanbase act very, very entitled about all of their teams.

What about them? If anything, they prove the point. Like KD, they’re both talented. Like KD, they both have fewer rings than my fiancee.

So wait... You’re complaining about not getting Kris Bryant coverage from Deadspin... to a burner complaining about only coming here for ball-on-bird violence and Hollywood Hogan sex tapes? Time becomes a loop.

Kobe was also raised in Italy by a father who was playing professionally there after having played in the NBA. LeBron had almost no paternal contact growing up.

A meaningless March game? You seem to have missed the part where Detroit isn’t a lock to make the playoffs and need every win they can get. But please, proceed, Steve...

Wow you’re fucking stupid!

No, my analogy implies that sometimes, when considering three or more things, one of those things may be more or less like the rest than the other two. Because that’s true, even when those things are relatively similar. Buy three oranges. Two of them will likely be more similar than the third, even if the three of…

Thanks. That was enlightening.

You couldn’t be more wrong on basically every level of what you typed...

People absolutely get in accidents precisely because they’re driving unfamiliar vehicles. And the difference between a subcompact and an SUV is significantly more than just the wipers and parking. So, swing and a miss there...

And it would…

I don’t think your logic is sound here. You drive a car, right? Okay, so let’s say you drive an SUV and I drive a Fiat. I’m used to driving a tiny car so if I get in a Smart Car, it’s an adjustment but it’s mostly the same. If I drive your car, that’s gonna be weird because I’m not used to it. What you’re saying is…

Any reach person who wants to throw some of their money on a fire is welcome to do so, as far as I’m concerned. I just don’t think his lane is bigger than the punditocracy who wants to see moar horserace drahmah.

Where’d you get your punditry badge?

Setting our “trust” in you aside for a moment, do you have any polling that supports the idea that anyone other than Trump or Cruz will be the GOP nominee? And if so, do you have any that suggests that whomever you name beats Senator Sanders in a head-to head match up? And what…

Bloomberg doesn’t even say President Bloomberg.

Bloomberg wouldn’t even win New York.

He did give a few stock answers. Apparently he did give enough of them.