Announcer: Marshawn, you just won the MVP, what are you going to do next?

Isn't the MVP award voted upon by the media. I'm praying to God, Allah, Buddah, Moses, Joseph Smith, L. Ron Hubbard, etc etc etc.... Just so I can watch the ensuing clusterfuck that would happen!

Almost every single word in that is wrong. He got the names right, and Marshawn does indeed make millions, but that's it.

So is the NFL the government? Someone needs a con law lesson. Love these people that just bray FIRST AMENDMENT MAN! and have no clue what the amendment says.

Goodell: "Marshawn, tell us, how does it feel to be a part of the first team in 10 years to repeat winning the Super Bowl?"

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

Actually, the Sphinx was the one asking the stupid questions.

It would've been more interesting 5 years ago, when both were undefeated. They are still two of the best active boxers in the world, and their styles could meld well to make a interesting fight (or as an interesting a fight as Mayweather is capable of. Philly Shell is boring)

Insightful take, Captain Obvious.

all sports is a cash grab.

Usually when there's an attempted Muhammad dunk that results in a different outcome than expected, the CIA gets criticized a decade later.

Ahhhhh....

In case I'm full of shit. Nobody wants to be alone in being full of shit.

Please let there be a video

"I'm Bill Haisley and here's what I think about superfans of a musician that's being talked about a lot. Also this is a good album, but it's not god's gift to music, like say, Handel's Messiah."

I wonder if there is a reason why more reviewers don't assume that the album they are listening to is going to be the greatest album ever and then start listing the vague reasons why it isn't.

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It's the latter. "White" is the adjective modifying both nouns.

These are all good points, and I think we only disagree on degrees.