I listen to ESPN980 (the station in question) every single AM and PM on the way to and from work, and then read Deadspin while I'm there. That's where I'm coming from when I say:

"If RG3 is the starter, we want out."

Seriously. This is like when I went into my boss's office and demanded more responsibility and authority, and she asked me who I was.

He is horrible..Colt McCoy I could see making that statement, but Mr Interception? STFU

"If Dan Snyder is the owner, we want out."

"If Danny boy is still the owner of the dumpster fire, we want out."

Oh no, Kirk Cousins wants out!

Yeah, this is a very scary thing that I hope is not true. I'm hoping LeBron is secretly injured or just taking it easy on purpose for some reason, because I'm not really ready to live with a permanently diminished LeBron James.

In terms of games played (regular and post season), Lebron has matched Larry Bird's entire career, and he's about halfway through Jordan's last season with the Bulls. It wouldn't be out of the question that it's all downhill from here, especially with him turning 30.

The follow up made the whole exchange worth it. +1

Not yet, but it does have one foot in the grave...

Nope! It has legs!

Jesus Christ I think this joke is done.

Examples? He hasn't broken any laws. He hasn't hurt anyone. He hasn't been inappropriate to women. He is a 20-something dude having fun with life while playing a game for money.

Glad you could make it, That Guy!

Luke Donald: [to caddy] Did you see that huge monkey?

Just switch to Victorian Cockney and turn the subtitles on.

The kicker? Everyone in London has a French accent.

or the lack of Christians chiming in?

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"