Was there something about this that addressed race in any way whatsoever? Please block quote it...

It's good advice though: Never Underestimate Funky Chubbies.

Fat guys don't think? That's what you're saying?

Every soccer fan in America?

The Internet doesn't spoil Game of Thrones. Assholes who lacked basic Internet decorum spoil Game of Thrones.

That's asshole logic. Logic that comes from an asshole.

I wish more people knew that. And more people had reasonable expectations. The gender of the people holding the expectations or lacking the information you shared is largely irrelevant.

Many Texas classify Texas as "the big country between America and Mexico" so mileage may vary re: classifications...

I love how you've determined what is fact and what is fiction in this story... It's magical.

I'm not sure that's an accurate reading. His opinion makes him look really fucking stupid, so it's a useful barometer... In that way, I care about it immensely.

I have no idea what color your skin is, but you're almost certainly a walking demonstration of one thing you said:

"And being an asshole is something anyone is capable of regardless of skin color."

But thank you for serving as Ambassador and Communications Director on behalf of "plenty of white people." Your opinion is…

What did you read that gave you the impression that they dropped her off at the hospital? I had a friend in college disappear for six hours and call from the hospital. He had no idea how he got there. And no one who'd been hanging out with him before he vanished did either. Only when he returned to the hospital…

And everyone should do everything the way you'd like to see it done. Because your way is the only way anyone should do anything. And you can tell us this because of your room full of Internet Championship trophies...?

At least Duffin didn't call him a thug, right?

Don't hold my dick. I'll come blue.

If you wanna categorize "vague, jealous shit talking of the reigning MVP" as current events, then hey, feel free to munch nuts and keep going with that. It's really funny to me that you responded to a post about a blatant flop in a BOS-ATL game with a GIF of LeBron arguing for a foul as though those things are…

What the golden fuck are you talking about? I've seen this in every grocery store I've been in since this whole manufactured outrage first became "news."

Try again. I'll wait.

This relates to LeBron... how?

Are we just gonna let "selfie" become a synonym for photo? Because she's obviously posing for a photo with Pussy Riot while other people are handling the photography. Nothing about this makes it a selfie.