People who can't coast have to be on this list... You know the ones: They think their car only functions if their foot is touching either the brake or the accelerator, so if traffic in front of them slows, they jam the breaks. If traffic in the lane next to them slows, they jam the breaks. If there is oncoming…

That's weird, because I've walked into parties and said that... And I'm considerably shorter than him. Standing up, anyway...

I still don't think I get your original point.

Oh, and fuck you for even giving me a platform to defend the lead singer of The Killers.

No. It's not a serious question. And none of your responses are even remotely serious responses. You may not be joking, but the joke is on you... I was criticizing you for suggesting that this was "contrived," because that's pretty stupid. Eddie Vedder wearing a Kevin Durant SuperSonics jersey during a concert…

So you're saying that the lead singer of Las Vegas-based band The Killers purchased/was given a UNLV (as in University of Nevada-Las Vegas) themed jacket to wear during a Final Four performance... And that he wore it with the sole purpose of having people talk about it. And it was observed and reported on by this…

I'm confused by this. Who demanded that whose basic freedoms be revoked?

Catch him doing what, though? Catch him not benching a player for not being on time for morning stretches?

Contrived to accomplish what, exactly? Pander to the broad pool of UNLV fans watching the broadcast who don't know about The Killers?

I'm not really sure he can handle it any worse. The only reason he has to answer as many questions as he does is because he's handling shit as publicly as he has been.

You know what's gonna impact his team's recruiting? Winning games on television, being consistently competitive in the ACC, and making runs in the tournament. The fact that Boeheim is a sardonic dick didn't just become news when he told the truth about a very skilled player who doesn't have an NBA-ready body yet. …

I don't really follow pro football. How'd Sanchez turn out...?

Is this like when Pete Carroll was on some snake shit and said that Mark Sanchez wasn't ready for the NFL?

You sound just like Kyle... He wrecks somebody, it's their fault or a racin' deal. Somebody wrecks him and it was obviously intentional and he's never gonna forget it, whether he checked up in front of them, got off his line, got them loose in the corner, they stuck in the middle three-wide, etc.

I'm gonna respond to this as you wrote it, with my thoughts in italics...

Sorry but you sound like one of the people who roll their eyes at each NSA revelation (That's old news!).

Nailed it. I'm one of those people who isn't surprised when I "find out" on Facebook that the NSA... and Target... and Verizon... and…

It's 2014. If Suey Park really believes that Suey Park's hashtag is the first instance of anybody in comedy addressing white supremacy, that speaks for itself. If you really believe that the suggestion that no one, in comedy or otherwise, is or has had these conversations is a fair and relevant observation, then…

That's great. It is clear, effective communication of a deeply nuanced take. If any part of her attention-seeking, "pay attention to me calling out a celebrity rather than focusing on Dan Snyder's latest act of mendacity" publicity stunt had followed this advice, I wouldn't be on the Internet complaining about this…

It's absolutely narcissism. She responded to obvious satire as though she couldn't grasp it, then got shocked and upset when several people rightly pointed out that her "campaign" was utterly lacking in nuance or an understanding of context. Then she gave an interview where one of her very first answers was her…

I'm gonna star this, because I'm genuinely entertained. Genuinely.

You have an opinion. I have an opinion. We disagree. You don't seem to think anyone is capable of refuting your point. I don't think your point is sophisticated enough to be worth refuting. Similar to people who say that racing isn't a sport…

"And I've always found it interesting that people can literally like an athlete because he is really good at a sport."