There's a dirty little secret in what you wrote and I'm gonna be the asshole to expose it: All of us JUST HAPPEN to be most of what we are. Gay. Asian. American. Californian. Short. Tall. Alive. Dead.
If you smoke cigarettes and get emphysema, you don't just happen to be about to die a horrible death. If you…
OddPhenomVox
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It seems like the solution to the situation you describe is to pause for a moment and figure out what you might be missing or why an entertainer of whom you profess to be a fan would do something so shockingly out of character... rather than rushing to the cranking and getting the umbrage mill all wound up without…
For what it's worth, I know plenty of people whom I don't consider any more racist now than I did in 2008. They're not racists.
So your point is that everyone who knows someone who has ever done something illegal is guilty by association?
Wait... A guy who killed a guy in a traffic accident isn't allowed to have an opinion on whether or not another guy is gang-affiliated?!?! That seems like logic to you?
Beautiful. Horrible. Horribly beautiful.
Dean Smith is guilty of nauseating pontificating because of the Four Corners? You're just all over the fucking map!
"I love my Mom and everything, but I swear to Christ, if she makes meatloaf one more time...
-A young Rod Strickland Propane
So, wait... Steve Fisher is a scumbag for something he may or may not have been aware of... because he's a coach and they're all scumbags. But Mitch Album is just stupid and lazy for making up a conversation that definitely didn't happen with a person who definitely wasn't in the same building with him at the time…
If "the Shocker" is a gang sign and it isn't an all-female gang, I'd really, really rather not know about their initiation rites...
This post reminded me of a horror I had repressed: the night after Valentine's Day, I sat next to this couple and watched a woman try to eat a half rack of ribs with a fork and a knife. I kept glancing over and stifling giggles and my GF didn't even wait until they were out of the restaurant to ask if I was giggling…
You've never dated a twin, have you?
Hahahaahahhahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm a Carolina fan and I can tell you with certainty that, say, three years ago, we were all spouting this same bullshit in response to some other school's academic scandal. Trust me when I say this: I'm laughing at you now. I'll be laughing with you someday soon.
A speeding ticket makes makes me "for sure a dick and possibly a psychopath" eh? Got it. If you're willing to provide an email address, I'll be glad to send you a voucher for 100% off Go Fuck Yourself.
The_Hoser, surrounded by dicks and psychopaths! Second to last bastion of team play (after thehumptydance, of…
Well, let me put it like this:
If you went to Dook and you can't figure out why your reaction was overblown and Pollyannaish, then you're a naive Dookie who never made it closer to the inside of Cameron Indoor Stadium than having friends who camped out in Krzyzewskiville.
If you didn't go to Dook, then you're an overly…
He also got a speeding ticket. He's clearly from the Badlands, where they have no rules... HE WAS SPEEDING, FERCHRISSAKES!
Hahahahaha... What a little candy ass you are! Did you really hit me with a lmgtfy that returns a speeding arrest?!?! As justification for suggesting that he "can't seem to follow the team rules or the laws of our society"?!?! I got a speeding ticket outside of Knoxville, TN where I was almost doubling the speed…
I'm confused: Did Yasiel Puig kill some orphans and I missed it because #Sochi?
Marinated? In a tangy barbeque sauce?
Oh, quit yer bitchin'... He could've called this a golazo...