Octopus-Crime

3/14/22

I heard he likes to hang out with Jimmy Zemus.

3/14/22

I can’t wait until FFV, the best game in the series (fight me), gets a similar treatment featuring Tony Exdeath.

3/2/22

The fifth TNMT that no one talks about is Venus.

2/27/22

So other folks have already started pointing out how crazy your claim is, and good for them...

2/25/22

“Celebrate us for pretending to take a stance months after it became acceptable to do so as we continue our silence towards studios in the room no doubt doing the exact same fucking things.”

1/26/22

Just send out Magmar (knowing full well he’s gonna win), tell him to use Flamethrower and just start walking across the bridge. You’ll hear the battle play out behind you and by the time you’ve crossed the bridge, Magmar’s jumping back into his Pokeball and the UI in the corner is letting you know how much EXP… Read more

1/22/22

Drop everything and play Outer Wilds and its DLC (without a guide or you’ll regret it).

10/9/21

Samus’ body language is so, so good in the cutscenes. Just pure, no bullshit pragmatism - my favorites is her charging up the beam after the first “proper” boss fight in a way that screams “come on, let’s get this done with”. She’s giving off the same vibes the Doom Slayer does.

9/19/21

we have character limits, yes

8/18/21

But legitimately, FFX’s system would work brilliantly with Pokemon with some tweaks. It’s already based off the same kind of weakness manipulation (not just with magic but Wakka’s anti-aerials, Auron’s anti-armors, etc) that Pokemon lives and dies by, and you can switch out team members at whim. A Pokemon game with… Read more

7/14/21

I played the Elemental Lords game on the SNES with the fan-translation, which was the first game to feature original characters exclusively. It’s very, very good, with a lot more depth to its gameplay than any other 16-bit SRPG. And I couldn’t care less about mecha.

7/2/21

The fact that this is EXACTLY what those modders are doing THEMSELVES seems lost on them.

10/7/20

5/15/19

Thanks! That makes a lot more sense, as does the use of “upgrade” for a series that likes to keep the technical competitive stuff out of the marketing. I didn’t get the wind-up toy angle that from the artwork above. Read more

6/12/18

PS4 Fortnite Accounts Are Blocked On The Nintendo Switch

Fortnite players who had an Epic account on PS4 and have tried to play the new Nintendo Switch version of the game ar…

9/10/17

You’re thinking of the Xbox. The iPhone is the device that revolutionized the IT industry. First, it started the smart phone revolution. Nearly all phones afterward copied its design in some way. And then a revision of the device known as the iPad went on to create a new genre of mobile computers know as “tablets.”

6/14/17