This is the wrong take, my friend. All characters should be voiced by Jim Cummings. Not just the men, but the women and children too.

Jim Cummings is a goddamn treasure.

UNDER YOUR THUMB, DRAGONBORN!

Old people log off. Fucking seriously I’ve never seen such a group of curmudgeonly sons of bitches in my life.

“you know what you’re signing up for the second you put Yoshi in the Blue Falcon”

This is the most bestestest take!

Lee Nic Siragusa... there

As a consolation, situations like this at least get to be a bullet point for someone’s personal self-realization down the line.

I see no fault in this statement. 

I heard he likes to hang out with Jimmy Zemus.

I can’t wait until FFV, the best game in the series (fight me), gets a similar treatment featuring Tony Exdeath.

The fifth TNMT that no one talks about is Venus.

So other folks have already started pointing out how crazy your claim is, and good for them...

“Celebrate us for pretending to take a stance months after it became acceptable to do so as we continue our silence towards studios in the room no doubt doing the exact same fucking things.”

Just send out Magmar (knowing full well he’s gonna win), tell him to use Flamethrower and just start walking across the bridge. You’ll hear the battle play out behind you and by the time you’ve crossed the bridge, Magmar’s jumping back into his Pokeball and the UI in the corner is letting you know how much EXP…

Drop everything and play Outer Wilds and its DLC (without a guide or you’ll regret it).

Samus’ body language is so, so good in the cutscenes. Just pure, no bullshit pragmatism - my favorites is her charging up the beam after the first “proper” boss fight in a way that screams “come on, let’s get this done with”. She’s giving off the same vibes the Doom Slayer does.

we have character limits, yes

But legitimately, FFX’s system would work brilliantly with Pokemon with some tweaks. It’s already based off the same kind of weakness manipulation (not just with magic but Wakka’s anti-aerials, Auron’s anti-armors, etc) that Pokemon lives and dies by, and you can switch out team members at whim. A Pokemon game with…