Love the Simpson’s reference at the very beginning.

I’m counting the number of issues until we find out that Sana Solo is also Lando Calrissian’s sister.

She almost has to be, right? I mean, he is like the only other black person in that entire universe...

I might have this, but I can’t recall specifically.

Additional fun fact, and speaking of Hawaii - the current POTUS came to Minneapolis and had a Jucy Lucy at Matt’s.

You sound like my kind of scum.

And that’s how most places spell it, I suspect to avoid stepping on the toes of the originator ( at least in a legal sense? ) so it’s easy to understand, actually.

Mostly this is just local history/pride, and not common knowledge.

That’s exactly what it is. Along with some really greasy chopped onions if you please and usually a gigantic basket of fries. The wise start on the fries, and let the burger sit for a few minutes because that cheese inside is volcanic at first - you will suffer for your greed.

The original Jucy Lucy ( as it is properly…

If you’re a local you know the proper misspelling is ‘Jucy Lucy’.

I think you mean, ‘What a lovely, lovely movie.’

Is it just me, or does anyone else think this wax Han looks unusually like Val Kilmer?

Speaking from personal experience, one of those, rinsed, and dropped in a glass of quality whiskey/scotch? Top notch.

Next up is Alien, I hope?

ONLY if said eruptions throw more ash than greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. Which probably isn’t all that likely, really.

Anyone remember when Stephen Hawking said pretty much the same thing?

Well, by the time of the Clone Wars it was.

I was gonna guess tidal forces, so I suppose in a way ... I was right!

Living in Minnesota, I'm very familiar with robins - and that picture really didn't look much like a robin to me either. So little like one, I actually missed that one.

My thought was perhaps that in the case of the Ponderosa Pine, the individual attracting MORE parasites drew more away from the populace in general - one trees 'sacrifice' saved the health of many more individuals. That SEEMS a sort of reverse road evolution-wise, but I suspect weirder things have happened.

It is also…

It suddenly occurs to me this HAS TO BE AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.

And we'd love to oblige, but this is just too damned silly. Sorry.