I love the idea that it was the Star Wars Holiday Special that turned Ben to the dark side.

I’d love it if somehow you lost your job either today or tomorrow.

34 seconds counts as long for a Rousey bout, I’d say!

On a Guy Ritchie note, this is probably one of my favourite parts of Snatch

Pro tip: If you blend in and act like you belong somewhere, most people wont think twice. This is true “almost” everywhere.

I teach 4th grade math and have made it my mission to turn all my students into proud math nerds. They are not allowed to say that they're not good at math. When they're struggling with a problem, they say they're still working through it. If they get a wrong answer, they say they're still working through it. …

Not a bad idea though. We can put the Kardashians in the event too.
Call it "The Carcrashians"

So tonight's a milestone in NASCAR, right? The one time they found a way to make it interesting.
If they keep this up, I'll actually tune in and watch.

Granted, I'm sure they'll run out of drivers real quick, but it'd be for the best. Finally a way to make them vaguely entertaining AND we can bring this whole waste of…

I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!

Bicorn!

It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

How much exp did he gain?

It's hard to accept a ranking of this kind that omits a beer like Hamm's:

Jesus Christ Dude....this isn't 4chan.