Worst. Video. Ever.

And now I can’t help but wonder how that funky corkscrew shape have made the wind into it’s own personal toy.

I used to deliver pizza in a shitty little town in Nebraska, and now live in Minnesota where I occasionally order delivery on the more inclement days of the year.

I will say, typically, if you’re working delivery in weather like that, you’re probably used to it. I will also say that I myself always tip generously for…

This, they have been making changes that specifically encourage solo players.

You forgot the biggest change of all - your characters now have their level adjusted to the area they are in!

Which has been, honestly, sort of controversial, but I’m enjoying it.

LOL

If they got footage this amazing of the biggest moon of Pluto, then there’s surely some stunning stuff yet to arrive of ALL the bodies in that system.

I had a dream once where some friends and I robbed a bank - and really well. We made off with just MILLIONS of dollars each in an absolutely flawless heist. Then, later, celebrating, we turned on the news and realized we’d forgot two critical things:

Me + this job + a can of silver confectioner’s spray-paint = most terrifying ride ever.

Holy, just ... fuck you entirely.

I will vouch for the Butterfly Kid being a fantastically fun, if less than serious, book. The two sequels books are great too, if only because they use the same conceit as the first book - namely, the authors of all three books are also characters in all three books.

Joyous insanity.

Love the Simpson’s reference at the very beginning.

When I was a younger whip, I spent my share of time playing with a bow and arrows. Holding the spare arrows in your drawing hand just seemed natural to me then. That said, I accomplished NOTHING like what this monster is doing.

Suddenly Green Arrow seems like a plausible superhero. Well, so long as you leave out the…

Squirrels are what happened when Satan realized he had hate left over after making all his demons, and decided to mix it all in a barrel with spare bastard stuffing and unused whore's breath. They're good for nothing but chewing, shitting and making more of themselves.

Cute as all get out, but insufferably,…

All through high school I got barely passing D's in all my math classes. I was awful. So awful that when I tested to go into college I had to take a remedial mathematics course.

I certainly didn't expect Led Zeppelin to beat out Jehovah's Witnesses, American Idol, and Islam, let alone the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

WOW. And I thought I had a bizarre and vivid imagination.

Again DC defies reality by putting their feet in their mouths while simultaneously having their heads up their asses.

Give us at least an entire day without being offensive, disappointing, or just plain moronic.

It's hard to accept a ranking of this kind that omits a beer like Hamm's:

We'll miss you Betelgeuse. But then, if we hang around long enough we'll miss everything, so...

I'm not doing the math for that.