When I was a younger whip, I spent my share of time playing with a bow and arrows. Holding the spare arrows in your drawing hand just seemed natural to me then. That said, I accomplished NOTHING like what this monster is doing.

Suddenly Green Arrow seems like a plausible superhero. Well, so long as you leave out the…

Squirrels are what happened when Satan realized he had hate left over after making all his demons, and decided to mix it all in a barrel with spare bastard stuffing and unused whore's breath. They're good for nothing but chewing, shitting and making more of themselves.

Cute as all get out, but insufferably,…

All through high school I got barely passing D's in all my math classes. I was awful. So awful that when I tested to go into college I had to take a remedial mathematics course.

I certainly didn't expect Led Zeppelin to beat out Jehovah's Witnesses, American Idol, and Islam, let alone the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

WOW. And I thought I had a bizarre and vivid imagination.

Again DC defies reality by putting their feet in their mouths while simultaneously having their heads up their asses.

Give us at least an entire day without being offensive, disappointing, or just plain moronic.

It's hard to accept a ranking of this kind that omits a beer like Hamm's:

We'll miss you Betelgeuse. But then, if we hang around long enough we'll miss everything, so...

I'm not doing the math for that.

INTRODUCING THE SEIZURE-TRON 3000!!!

Disney sucks THIS MUCH.

You rang?

I find it telling that a gallery of works 'inspired' by Comic Sans doesn't feature even the least hint of Comic Sans.