Up The Irons!!!

I can only imagine that by now the water in that bottle is even flatter than the water that comes out of my kitchen tap.

I wonder if we could place a giant sail of kevlar or something up into a geosynchronous orbit that would soak up the energy of any space junk whizzing into/through it? Then the slowed down garbage could just fall back into atmosphere and burn up.

I know my cats. They'd climb right in, curl up, and go immediately to sleep.

Now I know what to do with my old cards...

"They started it" is the three year old's equivalent of logic. And the worst excuse in the history of excuses.

Totally misleading headline.

The planet passed slowly, then stopped.

It doesn't necessarily have to be FOOD. My cat used to do this with whatever she'd find - mice, lizards, birds, a few praying mantis, some baby rabbits, other cats...

...OMG my cat was a monster.

There's some safe money.

Interesting - I wonder if any of those artisans modeled their soldiers after friends, family, or even other artists around them? I would think so.

Stephen King's 'The Stand'.

One scene from this book stuck with me: his describing a memory of the aliens abducting them on the road from their car as a crowd of rabbits standing in the road - the idea of your mind masking something as mind-bendingly unreal as that into something else so utterly innocuous and weird - that stuck with me.

Wait - we did? God damn it, I miss EVERYTHING.

I would have bothered if the maps had been, I dunno, actually legible and not just blurry little thumbnails?

I'm a go ahead and file this under 'shit that's not even news', if that's okay with you all...

I certainly didn't expect Led Zeppelin to beat out Jehovah's Witnesses, American Idol, and Islam, let alone the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Nature has spent millions of years selecting for faces designed to do exactly this. Honestly, it's what we're made for.

You beat me to it by 10 minutes.

I'm not surprised that the upper Midwest ratios the way it does. Nothing will drive you to drink like 9 straight months of winter - just ask Russia.