You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

Waitress 1: You look pissed. Bad tip?

Tres Equis

"I haven't traveled since I was six!" isn't the hottest fire.

All I see now are cargo shorts. I am all-powerful Time which destroys all things, and I have come here to slay these men.

Small market? Leave Columbus alone.

That Bro's not a true Packers fan... those aren't jorts.

More like No Balance, amirite?

So many cargo shorts. There are no winners here, only losers.

People are so quick to react negatively, but the NBA can put this ad money to good use. One of the league's plans for the additional revenue will be to use it to bring professional basketball to Philadelphia.

Wounded Knee. The joke you wanted was Wounded Knee.

so you know kevin is an awesome guy and for you to be like this hiding behind your ralph avatar is pretty low TBH

She was forced to cut them because there were too many volunteers.

You say he's a staple, but I see a man in need of several.

Probably should have just left the whole bare torso thing to the other guy.

"Ball's in your court, NASCAR."

Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.

Here's the un-redacted statement from UFPD:

Yao: Welcome to the Shanghai Sharks.