was always tough since I don’t have fingernails, until I read about the paper towel elsewhere- truly a game changer, makes it so much easier.

Question: Are vultures strictly carnivores? Do they also like, I don’t know, herbs?

Wait, so AJ didn’t kill Deadspin?

Agreed.  Everyone knows stuff from China is propping up LeBron these days.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

...Sabathia will forever be the young Indians fireballer winning a Cy Young, or the greatest midseason rental of all time, putting the Brewers on his back, or a championship-winner in New York who masterfully transitioned to craft when stuff was no longer there, or a plaque in Cooperstown.

Also, as a new hockey mom, please think about your approach to screaming at the refs at the top of your lungs for any real or perceived slight against your son or his team, and also consider how you’re going to compete with the moms who flirt with the coaches to ensure more ice time for their kids.

So we’ve only got ‘hear no evil’ left then?

On the other side, Bulgarian goalkeeper Plamen Iliev accused the English players of “overreact[ing],”

Sadly, he inherited mom’s biceps.

I loved his early work with Chris Bosh and Sam Cassell.

here you go

Crab Rangoon, things of that nature.

STOP ANGLING FOR FREE P.F. CHANGS STEPHEN A!!!

Early 2000's Hollywood agent who didn’t appreciate the brilliance of Walking Tall or Major League 2: [fires Rock, Epps]

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

BRB, going to my mom’s house to find my Bo Jackson bat/shoulder pads issue.

OBG, that is fucking awesome.

I anticipate his posts like he referenced how we all used to anticipate SI on Thursdays.

Ray, as always, bringing the goods. I hope you get another full-time gig soon, although I really look forward to your stuff here.