I remember when they were talking about World War Z 2 and with no sense of irony said “there’s still a lot of the book left to adapt.” I mean, they got as far as the cover page with the first movie...

He was probably pretty disappointed in the movie version of Z. Still, the pleasant “beep, beep” of the armored car backing up in your backyard probably helped soothe the pain.

So it will be the first time that a Max Brooks book has been adapted in to a movie. 

Dear Concerned Mom’s Son’s Girlfriend,

Helicopter mom circa 2000.

I always remove the membrane, but I have never found it easy

The paper towel is a good tip, sounds right

mmmm rib stock

A lot of people do!

Every one of their graphs has a button to switch from logarithmic (“crunched” as you call them) to linear. There are good reasons to use both kinds of graph. The logarithmic style is better for showing the relative trajectory of different groups, and the effectiveness (or lack) of any isolation policies. The linear…

That’s how a logarithmic scale works.

Someone is going to make a lot of money marketing a “cure.”

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

Jim Spanfeller is so fragile he can’t stand someone calling him an herb. Also, Jim Spanfeller is an herb.

If Herb dies somewhere out in the open and nobody finds his body, then yes, they will eat Herb.

This is good kinja good-ass kinja.

This is good kinja.

Brav-fucking-o

freight only