Dear Concerned Mom’s Son’s Girlfriend,

Helicopter mom circa 2000.

I always remove the membrane, but I have never found it easy

The paper towel is a good tip, sounds right

mmmm rib stock

A lot of people do!

Every one of their graphs has a button to switch from logarithmic (“crunched” as you call them) to linear. There are good reasons to use both kinds of graph. The logarithmic style is better for showing the relative trajectory of different groups, and the effectiveness (or lack) of any isolation policies. The linear…

That’s how a logarithmic scale works.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

Jim Spanfeller is so fragile he can’t stand someone calling him an herb. Also, Jim Spanfeller is an herb.

Yeah, but you’re missing the point. We’re idiots. 

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Preztelcoatl.

“Hey, we're not the Browns! How dare you sir" - G/O Media

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

Brav-fucking-o

freight only