I'm pretty sure it was Happy Valley that ruined "happy" for most of us a long time ago.

What's more amazing is the speed with which they collected all those bottles and cans.

"Any great concentration camp stories? Let's hear 'em!"

As bad decisions go, this is monumental.

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

Dater didn't fare all that poorly, though. Bleacher Report saw the same viral reaction to Dater's unhinged rant, and immediately promoted him to featured columnist (level I)

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

You made good fun of bad people, Jay.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

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"They made what I'm assuming is a pretty factual statement."

The misogyny, while dumb, isn't even the worst part of these photos. The bros watching the games with baseball gloves on and shit are an affront to humanity as a whole.

Heyman actually seemed pretty impressed with Molina's shove, saying "nice shot."

Big deal, he gave some old woman in Germany a lot of money so she could build a gingerbread house and eat children? At least he's helping somebody.

The judging was done in great haste, and there could've been less shilling.

He resisted nonviolently, according to the police report

On the plus side for Shelby, he has been promoted to the hands team.

Upon hearing the news, Mercury Morris popped the cork on a bottle of champagne and celebrated being the only Miami Dolphin who's never touched a woman.

Beslach says he was giving colleagues a PowerPoint presentation on company turnover.

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