The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

And this comment here is a great example of the fundamental differences between how European and American sports fans view their favorite teams.

This picture *bites knuckle* is makin' *stiffled laughter, long wheeze* my *propeller hat spins uncontrollably* loins tender. *flies into space*

I'm not saying Spillman was asking for this but he does dress like a football player.

This old picture of Andrew should help explain things.

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

5 kids between the ages of 7 and 10 years old? Yikes. Well, at least we know how mom snuck the rotisserie oven into the game.

As punishment for their neglect, the guilty parties will be compelled to attend parenting classes and all of the Browns' remaining home games this season.

Upon notification, BYU has decided to strip the degrees from all involved parties.

IUPUI DUI

"In regards to Rajon Rondo's visit to Altitude in Billerica on Thursday the only comment we have is that he was here with his children and his children were the only members of his party that enjoyed jumping, climbing and our battle beam pit.

Jerry Jones is just hoping to dick Tracy.

Not only is a woman on the panel talking about sports things, she is the HOST OF THE SHOW.

Donaldson is Welsh after all, which makes sense that he did not go gentle into that good night.

Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…

Well said, well said. Question: Which gas station do you buy your drugs?

I've never been more thankful for my broadcast journalism degree, without which I never could have blurred out this man's dong frame-by-frame.