So gay and black jokes are offensive but "dumb southerners" jokes are acceptable? Got it.

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Presented by Tustin has a nice ring to it

They sure don't. Angels Stadium is the Happiest Place on Earth!

To be fair, no one ever buys Braves' playoff tickets.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Eh. I've seen videos of men doing way worse things in the comments recently.

When you get down to it, it is kind of strange that we get together and pretend to collect teams of employees, and award them imaginary points for things they do at their jobs, just because they work in football.

Q: how many Poles would it take to edit this?

The Sun is looking into this.

I can see why Claiborne is upset about the lack of support. He's totally used to people getting behind him.

How rude of me... would you like some caramel?

[Unbuckles belt]

I agree. All the best everything has occurred in your lifetime.

Is Joe Flacco aleut?

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

Careful. Chad Curtis is doing 15 years for one of those.

Thank you for making me chock on my drink. This was absolutely fantastic. Kudos on the epic word play.

There are many bright people here and I humbly count myself among them. This one made my brain hurt digging for the reference but I found it. No clue how and when I learned the word ursine, but by God, I finally put it to use deciphering your witty play on word. You'd have more stars but I think the possibility exists…

Metta: [Offers panda to crowd]

Metta: [Tosses bear into crowd]

These last several years, their opponent has always been Michigan.