It's pretty obvious that the two teams didn't really want to brawl, but after the first two guys started it, they were obligated to Tagalog.

That reminded me of my third grade CYO game that got called off due to an out of control Philip peeing. What a mess.

Reid went on to breakdance, simply by sitting on it.

I can only assume there's spaghetti under there.

The Electrocardiogram Slide.

I'm fairly certain that the brawl being referred to here (the one that happened at/around her wedding to Jeremy Stevens) was not the same incident as the incident involving her sister and nephew (the one where she absolutely is facing domestic violence charges).

"Even I think this is fucked up."

This is exactly why they need to start having weight classes in Sumo.

I get the feeling these particular fans are more concerned about the pussification of America than about violence in and around football.

I saw "Brawl at Cardinals Game" and just assumed it was in St. Louis... Can you blame me?

Baked Alaska

Also a big fan of tricks? Eugene Robinson.

Wow, how blunt of her.

I actually read the article you cited. Here's the most important line:

I thought if there was anyone who should understand that people make mistakes, it would be Christian Ponder's wife.

what the fuck

Jason Whitlock: [feels tingling]

What that tells me is hardly anyone is watching Outside The Lines regularly, which makes me kind of sad.

If you feel silly about that, name a charity you're fond of and we'll send something their way. This was a great catch, and aside from the underlying story it really showed something about how the press works: Here's ESPN just tossing out an enormous scoop on the biggest story in sports and as far as I can tell no one…