This is an accurate description of the process.

Leave it to Jordan to come back in Game 7

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

German cyclist Jens Voigt rode 51.115 kilometers—or almost 32 miles—in an hour at the Velodrome Suisse in Switzerland tonight.

For it to be a 2, it would have to be both upside down and inverted. Y'know, like Darren Rovell's head relative to his ass.

Look at the guy's hair. Of course he has a sidepiece.

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

If Gatorade really cared about the quality of their commercial they would have cast somebody with range.

Jeter: Hey, kid, catch.

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

I didn't know he and Michael Oher lived together!

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

You'd think an umpire of all people would be more understanding about someone working blue.

Doctor: Can you remember your name?

Urine Trouble Now!

Yes, your comments are definitely living proof of, uh, something. Thanks for stopping by!

That was some HOF-worthy forum administration, Vikings Message Board.

Hey KHOU, get your own reporter instead of just running AP stories.