Looks like the Brazilian team to me

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

It's hard to even imagine how many "inappropriate language" penalty yards Emmitt Smith would've racked up.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

George Best is rolling over in his grave right now. To be fair, though, that might just be the withdrawals.

Varsity .22's

Platoon 2

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Fortunately, when deciding what underwear to put on yesterday, the guy decided not to go Commodore.

...which they clearly stole from Notre Dame alumni tailgates.

I had put off mowing the law for a few weeks (I am around 16 years old at this time). I go to mow a particularly thick patch of grass when the mower makes this awful gargling noise and grinded to a halt.

MY SISTER MAKES $3,600 A WEEK WORKING FROM HOME MY OTHER SISTER MAKES $138 A WEEK DANCING AT FOOTBALL GAMES MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN GET STARTED

"Whoa whoa whoa. Over the line, pal."

I don't know, that doesn't seem like nearly enough to bring down Towers.

This is a nice step forward. Now there will be two reasons the Daily News isn't red and white and black all over.

Oh man, this makes the GIF so much funnier.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

"It was cheat day"

Well, now you're never going to have to worry about him moving.

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.